Ugly is something that grows up inside you. It’s mean and hurtful, like them boys. Now you’re not one of them, is you?
“Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent. What I wonder is why everybody doesn’t carry a book around for those inevitable dead spots in life.”
I just can’t not reblog this
so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet
so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this
I AM THE CRAB LORD
he just fixed your wound and tied the bandage with his mouth
Taylor’s fender bender #1 during her Rolling Stone interview
Sherlock Holmes, consulting 12-year-old
You’re being immature, Holmes.
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I.
Wayne + props
THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST PERFECT GIFSET EVER
SHASHISHA seriously crying rn
if wayne brady gets any more perfect we can all just go home. he wins