Put That Ring Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me: A Trilogy
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• QuestionsPut That Ring Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me: A Trilogy
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an unexpected heist | modern au
Thorin Oakenshield is the wretched heir to a fortune that was robbed from him and left him orphaned. With the help of a motley crew of aspiring robbers and not-burglars, he plans an elaborate heist to reclaim what is rightfully his, but little does he and the company know of the craftiness of the wily tyrant Smaug.
(note | not pictured here due to technical reasons: gloin, bifur and oin)
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❝I walk around talking to myself in accents, usually people look at me like I’m a complete fruit loop.
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Javert has 24,601 problems and Jean Valjean is all of them.
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english words that pitbull knows
- party
- miami
- dalé
since when was that english
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